Get Away From Me, Marathoners!

This gentleman is Paul Kapellas, and he lives in Chicago.

He also ran in the Chicago Marathon last weekend — and unlike some people, he didn't fall on his head while crossing the finish line — and decided to decorate his uniform (what do you call marathon garb? A uniform? Nipple bleeders?) with Deadspin paraphernalia.

Kapellas says: "This was my fifth marathon and typically like to iron on something for the crowd to yell at me as I run by. So I chose this." The notion of people yelling "Carl Monday!" during a marathon is making us giggle a bit.

We'd like to say that Kapellas is an outstanding citizen of this little Deadspin collective enclave, but, frankly, we're rather disturbed that anyone around here has run in five marathons.

More pictures after the jump.