Get It Together, Sex.com

Here are three emails we received today:

11:30 am:

Hey Deadspin,

Just wanted to let you know that Sex.com is offering $5 million to the charity of James Harden's choice if he shaves his beard before the start of the Houston-Portland series this Sunday.

Attached is a PDF copy of our press release.

Thanks

12:22 pm:

Ooops! Pardon my mistake. Sex.com is offering $5 million to the charity of James Harden's choice if he shaves his beard before the start of the Houston-Portland series this Sunday if Harden shaves his beard LIVE on Sex.com.

1:19 pm:

Sorry to waste your time, but Sex.com is retracting its offer to James. Please ignore any previous press releases you have received from Sex.com.

Thanks.

Get it together, guys.