Get Thee Away, A-Rod!

While totally not being the subject of tons of rumors right now — absolutely not, how could you say that? — Yankees bitch-slapper Alex Rodriguez was turned away from snotty NYC hotspot Club Macanudo because he was wearing a T-shirt and jeans. He should have been wearing a skirt. Actually, are we sure he wasn't?

By the way, to repeat: There are no rumors going around about A-Rod right now. Didn't we say this? How much more clear can we be?

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