Golf Child Is Great At Golf, Terrible At Fireworks Safety

Traditional youth sports are fun and all, but they don’t teach you many skills you can apply to other parts of life. You can shoot a basketball? Cool, but you can’t use that in a non-basketball scenario unless you find a way to make a living betting people on pop-a-shot.

Golf, however, well shit, I don’t need to tell you about the obvious firework-lighting benefits available to you. Let this golf child demonstrate.

Nice.