Grab Your Markers, It’s Time For NFL Draft Mishap Bingo

With the NFL’s once-in-a-lifetime virtual draft approaching, the most interesting parts are sure to be those when everything goes terribly wrong, thanks to hiccups involving faulty equipment, technological incompetence, or candid faux pas. So what better way to celebrate the occasion than a game of Quarantine Draft Mishap Bingo?

Adorable child walks into frame and steals the show

Dog won’t stop barking

String of expletives from someone unaware they’re on live TV

Wrong player announced as pick

Commentators vamp awkwardly as technical issues are resolved

Interview consists almost entirely of “Can you hear me?”

Party in obvious violation of social distancing recommendations

Player grabs the wrong team hat when drafted

Pick is announced, but player’s reaction feed is delayed

Family dresses up like it’s (normal) draft day

A college coach has trouble video calling into the broadcast

Nudity

Bong in plain sight

Someone is apparently drinking and driving

House is a mess

Family member or player visibly pissed off at selection

High five, hug, or kiss goes unreturned

Player cries during entire interview

Someone has a reptile

Party attendee hijacks the camera

Someone has food on their face

Player or family member not sure where camera is placed

Someone records a Tik Tok

Clumsy family members fall or stumble during celebration

Free space: Roger Goodell comes off as aloof and unlikable

And we got your Deadspin Bingo Card right here.