Grow, Hooves, Grow!

As we approach the biggest horse racing event of the year, the question hangs in the air: Which horse will suffer a fatal injury on the track, inspiring new innovations in interpretive dance? We're going with "Tiago."

All the celebrities are hitting Louisville, even if some people can't figure out what all the fuss is about. As you can probably figure out, we think horse racing is kind of dumb, but we will nevertheless be enjoying the race tomorrow, mint julep in hand. Well, without the "mint" and "julep," which we believe is called "bourbon."

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