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Presenting the next member of the inaugural class of the Deadspin Hall Of Fame ...

Kyle Orton. Final tally: 80.0 percent.

All inauguration speeches are encouraged, preferably while shirtless in some sort of random suburban household.

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(Plaque by Jim Cooke.)