Happy Father's Day: Here's A Steelers Apron With An Attached Fake Penis

Could it be made with the patterned logo of a team other than the Steelers? I suppose so, but, you know, no one other than Pittsburgh fans have asked about it.

Uncensored photo available at creative hellhole Etsy, along with affordable $26.99 price tag.

BBQ Apron w Penis - NFL Pittsburgh Steelers fabric - mature - Adult Gift - Superbowl - Kick Off time - Winning Team - Bow Out Sale [Etsy] [via PSAMP via Sportress]