Have You Seen This Man's Testicles?

In the new issue of Playboy, Jose Canseco's ex-wife Jessica — who poses nude in the magazine, because that's what Playboy does, it shows pictures of naked people — gives us a rather detailed description of the 'roided sluggers' genitals. Feel free to look away now.

"Jose's [balls] were non-existent. They're not there ... It wasn't until we separated and I dated that I realized it ... With other guys I was like, 'Wow, those are some very large ...'"

Sorry. We just kind of lost our breakfast a little bit.

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