He Has Risen, And Is Demanding Oats

You know, we mocked the Barbaro message boarders when they claimed that Big Boss Horse was appearing to them from the afterlife. Yeah, we had a good laugh over that. But then a reader got to looking closely at our Jesus bowling post from last week, and made a startling discovery. Just look at the image above, without clicking on it, and tell us that you don't see Christ morphing into the ghostly head and neck of everyone's favorite three-legged racehorse (complete with mane).

Jesus, Barbaro and bowling. God's trifecta. (Actually we think it more resembles this than anything).

And now we have this news. Clearly Jesus-Barbaro has shown up for a purpose.

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