Um, when we heard that an Olympic skater was posing topless, we got pretty excited. Then we found out it was one of the men. Who would have thought we'd be seeing more of Johnny Weir since he was eliminated from Olympic skating competition? Now, we're as open-minded and cosmopolitan as anyone, but we have to admit that these pictures — sent to us by God-knows-who for Lord-knows-what reason — kind of make us a little queasy. Although there are no "naughty bits," as they say in Britain, we're still going to post them after the jump because, hey, there are children present. We don't know how long these pictures have been floating around, but they have never previously floated past us — of that we're certain.
And if we see either of these photos turning up as anyone's cell phone wallpaper, well, we're cancelling all Deadspin priviledges. Sorry — we know we're overreacting. It's just that we had no idea he might be gay. Beefcake photos, if you want to call them that, after the jump.