Here's Another "Call Me Maybe" Parody, But This One's About Tom Brady

It would appear the "Call Me Maybe" parody video phenomenon has finally run its course. Thank you, Zack Murray. You've done your nation a great service. (Frankly, we're surprised those Harvard guys didn't think of this first.)

Here are the lyrics, if you're disinclined to watch said video.

LYRICS: —————————— San Mateo and Michigan went well How to throw good, I'll never tell I looked to Bill as it fell But Bledsoe's in my way

Won't miss and bobble the snap Number 199 in the draft Things weren't looking good But then they called my name

My jersey holdin' Sports page, toughness showin' First night, wind was blowin' My new abbreviation is the "N.E"

Hey, I just got here And this is crazy But twelve's my number Just call me Brady - It's hard to get known I'm like a baby But twelve's my number So call me Brady - Hey, I just got here And this is crazy But twelve's my number Just call me Brady And all the other D's Try to score safeties But twelve's my number So call me Brady

Ref took his time with the call You know we've still got the ball Forget the Raiders, we want it all But they lose from our ways

Linesmen try to haul in and steal They want on that highlight reel I saw him down the field And the ball was on its way

My stare was holdin' Bolt flash, time was slowin' Great night, blood still flowin' 2001 champs, baby!

Hey, I just hit you That catch was crazy Twelve is my number Just call me Brady - I'm the new star, of the league, see But twelve's my number So call me Brady - Hey I'm the best now My stats are crazy You know my number But you can't hate me Cause all the other D's Try to score safeties But twelve's my number And I am Brady

Before I replaced Bledsoe you missed me so bad You missed me so bad You need me so, so bad Before I came to join this team you missed me so bad And you should know that You weren't THAT bad

Hey, I just hit you That catch was crazy Twelve is my number Just call me Brady - I'm the star now, the MVP But twelve's my number They call me Brady - Hey I'm the best now My stats are crazy You know my number But you can't hate me Cause all the other D's Try to score safeties But twelve's my number And I am Brady

Before I replaced Bledsoe you missed me so bad You missed me so bad You need me so, so bad Before I came to join this team you missed me so bad And you should know that So I am Brady.

=====other various FAQs===== -I'm Zack; average student from North Andover, MA -No, I'm not gay lmao, thanks Boston Barstool commenters -This is actually the second take of the recording; I didn't spend a lot of time perfecting my voice.

LYRICS ARE PROPERTY OF MYSELF (ZACK MURRAY), WRITTEN PERMISSION NECESSARY FOR RE-USE

[h/t Sharapova's Thigh]