Here's Another Insane Christmas Wish List

After our own Drew Magary shared his daughter's crazy-ass Christmas wish list with the world, we received many other lists from parents around the country who also have, uh, imaginative kids. Here's another one, and it's a doozy:

The reader who sent this in tells us that it is his 9-year-old daughter's wish list, and that she "taped it to the wall of our kitchen." It's kind of terrifying in an "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" kind of way, isn't it? What the hell is she gonna do with all those crutches and those rats?