Here's How The First Round Of The NBA Draft Went Down

Arizona big man Deandre Ayton was the first pick of an NBA Draft filled with sad trades and massive fuck-ups. Here’s the full first round:

1. Phoenix Suns: Deandre Ayton, Arizona
   
2. Sacramento Kings: Marvin Bagley III, Duke
   
3. Atlanta Hawks: Luka Doncic, Real Madrid (Traded to Mavericks)
   
4. Memphis Grizzlies: Jaren Jackson Jr., Michigan State
   
5. Dallas Mavericks: Trae Young, Oklahoma (Traded to Hawks)
   
6. Orlando Magic: Mohamed Bamba, Texas
   
7. Chicago Bulls: Wendell Carter Jr., Duke
8. Cleveland Cavaliers: Collin Sexton, Alabama
9. New York Knicks: Kevin Knox, Kentucky
10. Philadelphia 76ers: Mikal Bridges, Villanova (Traded to Suns)
11. Charlotte Hornets: Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Kentucky (Traded to Clippers)
12. Los Angeles Clippers: Miles Bridges, Michigan State (Traded to Hornets)
13. Los Angeles Clippers: Jerome Robinson, Boston College
14. Denver Nuggets: Michael Porter Jr., Missouri
15. Washington Wizards: Troy Brown, Oregon
16. Phoenix Suns: Zhaire Smith, Texas Tech (Traded to 76ers)
17. Milwaukee Bucks: Donte DiVincenzo, Villanova
18. San Antonio Spurs: Lonnie Walker IV, Miami
19. Atlanta Hawks: Kevin Huerter, Maryland
20. Minnesota Timberwolves: Josh Okogie, Georgia Tech
21. Utah Jazz: Grayson Allen, Duke
22. Chicago Bulls: Chandler Hutchison, Boise State
23. Indiana Pacers: Aaron Holiday, UCLA
24. Portland Trail Blazers: Anfernee Simons, IMG Academy
    
25. Los Angeles Lakers: Moritz Wagner, Michigan
26. Philadelphia 76ers: Landry Shamet, Wichita State
27. Boston Celtics: Robert Williams III, Texas A&M
28. Golden State Warriors: Jacob Evans, Cincinnati
29. Brooklyn Nets: Džanan Musa, Cedevita
30. Atlanta Hawks: Omari Spellman, Villanova