Here's UCF's Best Dance Teamer, Who Just So Happens To Be An Eight-Foot-Tall Man

It was so brief, we weren't sure we had seen it correctly, but reader Todd sent in the video: UCF's dance team seems to be organized around, if not led by, an extremely tall, enthusiastic and graceful male dance teamer. We like his style. We like his passion. We like his pom-poms, and the fact that he isn't afraid to use them just the way they're meant to be used. We have nothing negative to say here. He's the best. Oh, and UCF killed Ball State, 38-17, to win the Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl and finish the season 10-4. Memo to future dance team coaches—if a fifty-foot tall guy tries out, you make him the centerpiece. After that, you install the clapping your pom-poms while turning from side-to-side choreography, and everything else just falls into place.