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Port St. Lucie (Fla.) police are looking for a man who sped naked across the outfield at a youth baseball game on Thursday. Yeah, might as well set your sights high, dude.

We have this chilling eyewitness account from the comments section of the Treasure Coast Palm:

PSL Cubs were playing Northside Rattlers. It was the bottom of the 2nd inning. I was umpiring on the 1st base side. He hopped the fence in right field and ran across the outfield. Hopped the fence in left field and got "hung up" on the fence. I called a 2 ball, no strike count! Priceless.


OK then, let's canvass the local hospitals. And be on the lookout for anyone who is walking funny. Let's get out there, and be safe, people.

Whomever it was, you also have this glorious clipping for your scrapbook:

The naked man ran east across the outfield before hopping the third-base fence and getting in a small, white older model Chrysler parked in front of Port St. Lucie Elementary School.

Naked Man Streaks Ballgame In Port St. Lucie [TC]

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