Hey Fans, Come Pee In A Cup!
This image was lost some time after publication. In the tradition of wacky minor league promotions everywhere, the Sioux Falls Canaries held a BALCO Be Gone promotion last night. All fans who arrived were given a free specimen cup and were tested for steroids throughout the game. (No word on how many fans ended up juiced.) They also had other giveaways and promotions, including:
Juice or Juiced? , The Marion Jones Two Fat Guys Not-on-Steroids Race, Public Address announcer Dan Christopherson going through wild mood swings, and fans voting on the All-Time Non-Steroid Baseball Team.
Canaries Host BALCO Be Gone Night [Sioux Falls Canaries]
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