High Tech Underpants For The Sportsman On The Go

For those of you who are planning to take advantage of that NCAA Tournament vasectomy special we mentioned over the weekend, you're surely gonna need a pair of these for your recovery period. I own several pair, and I'm not even considering surgery.

What I'm saying is that once you've tried VasoWear, you will never again wear briefs that don't have the patented "anti-gravity inner shelf." I swear by them.

Man, if only Eliot Spitzer had been aware of the ice pack feature.

Go From A 16 Seed To A No Seed [Deadspin] VasoWear: Post-Vasectomy Garment Cradles Your Boys [MedGadget, via Dave Barry Blog]