Hire Stuart Scott!

Your career going nowhere? Relationship on the rocks? Feeling generally unmotivated? We know you're all nodding your heads, morose, defeated. Well, cheer up! Stuart Scott is here to motivate you! According to HireSportsSpeakers.com, you can have Stu come speak for a price that's "over $20,000." (Seriously.)

This guy's salary for hosting "Teammates" must either be through the roof. And hey, who can say he's not worth it?

Stuart Scott Profile [HireSportsSpeakers.com]