Hockey Player Misses A Check, Sails Directly Through Sheet Of Plexiglas

Minor league hockey player Patrick Bordeleau of the Lake Erie Monsters missed a hit and slammed straight through the Plexiglas on Friday night. Bordeleau went through the entire pane, raining down shattered glass and hellfire all over the scorer's bench.

Bordeleau can at least find some solace in that fact that had this happened by the stands, there'd be four lawsuits (and some precious lost beer) by now.