Holy Shit, Marco Matias

This goal’s unreal. Sheffield Wednesday forward Marco Matias performs some kind of telekinesis to score a massive goal in today’s match against Leeds United in the Championship, and we’re confident that if a better highlight happens today it’ll have to be a real dick-shitter.

Here’s how Matias’s goal sounded in Spanish:

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