Hooker Gives Herself A Happy Ending

A few commenters in the Marshawn post drew my attention to this lovely headline currently appearing on tWWL's site. It's funny because hookers only usually run from cops, Patrick Bateman and the angry pack of dogs on my estate. They're bred specifically for their hooker-killing prowess.

Said commenter Brazil Thrill: "Even though she only ran for about 10 seconds, I bet she still charged for a full hour." Welp, can't top that one. Yours is the comment of the day. Help yourself to a Daulerio harem member of your choice.