Hookers and Blow Just Aren't The Newsmakers They Used To Be

Matt Jones comes back and nobody mentions blow? Or his arraignment on felony charges tomorrow? How dare they talk about football during a football game. All joking aside (because we all know how funny felony coke charges are), I'm not sure if this is a racial thing, or just uninformed analysts. Or the fact that we're so immune to the legal issues that nobody gives a shit anymore. Apathy is the devil. [ Sports on My Mind]

• Skeets takes a look at which ballers would medal in other events. I didn't see LeBron on the list, but that's probably because faking a foul and crying like a bitch isn't an Olympic sport. [ Ball Don't Lie]

• Barry Bonds' newest aspiration: college coaching. I'm not a fan of the man, but it's sad when someone who loves the game so much has to struggle to stay a part of it. And a good question is raised; does he want to coach college because he truly thinks he'd enjoy it, or because he's been shunned by MLB? [ Larry Brown Sports]