How Easy It Is To Switch Lyrics On Command
Our friends (and sisters in corporate bloggerhood) at Idolator, yesterday, took a brief stab at stupid theme songs for sports teams; we've covered this ground around these parts too, with the never-bested "Sweet Shaun Alexander."
But Idolator has found something even better, a song about the 2002 New Jersey Nets — completely with Keith Van Horn-related freestyling! — by rapper Khia called "The Nets Are Back." The song is bad enough, but Idolator points out that the original version of Khia's song is called "My Neck, My Back" and has a bit more going on than praising Van Horn's jumper.
All you ladies pop your p***y like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss All you ladies pop your p***y like this Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now Lick it good suck this p***y, just like you should Right now, Lick it good suck this p***y just like you should My Neck, my back Lick my p***y and my crack
Though, all matters considered, it does have a certain Van Hornian flair.
(UPDATE: From The Smoking Gun, we learn we are causing trouble with the wrong female rapper.)
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