How To Get Soccer Players To Punch You

Leitch|published: 09/20/2007, 12:35pm EDT

The guy in this somewhat already famous video is named Kerlon. And he does something called the "Seal Dribble." It involves bouncing a ball off his head as he runs through "traffic," as much as soccer has "traffic." It's little surprise that people keep decking him.

It's a clever maneuver, if you can pull it off, but it's so infuriating to defenders that they just can't help but knock him on his arse. One coach has all but openly endorsed kicking him in the face. We're trying to think of an American sports equivalent. The best we could come up with was a football player with a helmet large enough to stuff the whole ball in.

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