Hugh II: The Nedessey Continues... Part 2

Nothing sucks more than getting kicked out of the bellagio after staying up all night to wait for OSU to kick off, passing out because nowhere carries the big ten network in Vegas, then waking up at halftime to see the buckeyes are only up 3-2...and you took the over at 29 points. -CalCarbon

ESPN has swapped the gorgeous Erin Andrews for an anorexic doppleganger. Someone get the woman a sandwich. - Signal to Noise

What do you think the starting salary is at ESPN for the job title "Lou Hotlz puppeteer"? - eDayStat

I keep thinking that Michigan losing to App State is the craziest thing to happen in a long time, but I just saw Lou Holtz try to string together a sentence. The Big Picture

ESPN2 just caught one of the WVU assistant coaches telling his player to "hold on to the ball, you fucking cunt" after a fumble. -chilltown

i think pat fitzgerald ate a live wolf cub in the locker room at half time, they just might get back into this one yet. -AustinBHarvey

An entertaining Cal-Colorado State game on CSTV is being marred for me by ticker updates on Butler women's basketball. Fuck you, Title IX -LiquidWisdom33

As great as it would be to see a preseason top 5 team start the season 0-2 (at home, no less), I'd root for cancer before I root for Oregon. Thankfully Michigan left plenty of room on their bandwagon this week. -vicstarsky

I've never seen a group of fans so thrilled to have a decent field-goal kicker than Bama fans. I guess that makes up for the wussy QB. - Rodeo Queen

I thought Sam keller was supposed to be a good quarterback, I was mislead. -Shenanigans

Thank you, West Fucking Virginia, for scoring another touchdown so Pam Ward has to talk about something besides DID YOU KNOW MARSHALL FOOTBALL HAS A TRAGIC HISTORY LIKE VIRGINIA TECH TONIGHT ON ESPN. -Holly

Just saw a commercial for recieving your GED during the Oklahoma game. Color me surprised. -BubbaCJ24

i wonder if mark may and rece davis play any ookie cookie on those couches. -MateoBC5

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