Hugh Johnson Project, Update 3

Urban Meyer must be thinking about how to use The eBay to stave off the surging Seminoles right about now. - Jlworld

I don't envy South Florida fans. Blowing the biggest game of the year is bad enough, but listening to Pam Ward narrate it? That's like going to your mother's funeral, then finding out the pastor giving the sermon is Bobcat Goldthwait. And he's been drinking. And not two seconds later, they make the game-sealing pick. Thanks Pat White. You joke ruining son of a bitch. - LL Cool Adam J

It must be awfully tough to live with Gary Thorne: "I open the refrigerator door for a cold drink. The soft drinks are in a spread formation across the top shelf; the milk slides to the right of the door shelf. I move in for a beverage and THERE'S THE SUNNY DELIGHT DEEP IN THE MIDDLE SHELF AND I PULL IT OUT FOR A SWIG! SUNNY DELIGHT QUENCHES THE THIRST OF GARY THORNE!" - Tuffy Rhodes

I'm a Gamecock fan. My roommate at grad school is a Clemson fan. My roommate bet me 3 shots of Everclear that Jad Dean would brick it. I said "no way." I'll see you all in hell. - clarkwgriswld5

The prettiest thing on my TV today: Duke (0-12). - Jlworld

Man, that Chris Leak is a smart quarterback. There must be some honky in his background. I bet his great-great-great Grandma ran over in suburbia and something went down or maybe she pulled one of them chess champions up outta the library. - I Prefer Syrup

The University of Michigan extends it's thanks to:

1. The refs of the Oregon-Oklahoma game 2. Oregon State 3. Cincy, South Florida 4. LSU 5. Arkansas and Georgia 6. Texas A and M, K-State, and Texas Coach Mac Brown 7. Auburn

And sends well wishes to Notre Dame and Arkansas.

All players, coaches and fans of the above are invited to a pre-game party in Glendale Arizona, Jan-8-07 at 3PM, complements of the Wolverines. - Vance21