Hugh Johnson Project, Update 3: At Least You Aren't Northwestern

"Favorite Gameday sign: 'Did you know... That Bo Jackson ate more than 36 crabcakes before his first game in the NFL?' Followed closely by, 'Corso is a giant tool.'" - InTylerWeTrust23

"Two items from this week's Syracuse Alumni E-Newsletter: SU is one of the top 100 schools for gays, lesbians and transgenders, and the school is pushing Greg Robinson for Liberty Mutual Coach of the Year. I'm still not sure which story made me scratch my head more." - JWaldman11

"Dont sweat it about the Illini... we all know they dont win road games till the Big 10-ACC challenge. Honestly, I can't believe they are actually playijng games a few days after the Crocodile Hunter tragedy." - Tepman16

"ESPN just interupted the final minute of the NCST Akron game fro WNBA final Preview coverage. Akron is on the 3 yard line. Good choice by ESPN, they know where the money is." - pulpingfiction www.pulpingfiction.com

"Damnit, I was OK with my Huskies getting destroyed by the Sooners, but I'm not ok with having to listen to Paul MacGuire at the same damn time." - Zach Geballe

"At the Northwestern game... it appears that stopping to mourn Randy Walker every 15 seconds has distracted the team. The defense is made of a fine paste. Halftime adjustment made: play 11. Also: Northwestern fan with face painted purple looks like choking victim. Seems appropriate." - Dennis

"Last week Michigan State had problems with Idaho, this week they are having problems with Eastern Michigan. Drew Stanton for Heisman, indeed." - Cameron2GoLions2

"In case anyone forgot, Brady Quinn is still dreamy. And Tom Zbikowski is a meast." - Tom Fornelli

"Syracuse's first drive and they've already burned two timeouts. I guess the coaching staff's clock management lecture from Herm Edwards is paying off." - JWaldman11

"Do you think when Charlie Weis walked out of his first South Bend haircut, he turned around and said to the barber, 'I said high and tight... does this look high to you?'" - Mikel, Lexington, KY