Hugh Johnson Project, Update 4

'Twas a pretty solid afternoon of college football, considering that the slate didn't look that promising at the beginning of the day. South Florida managed to pull the upset of West Virginia, Florida and Florida State played a decent game, Kentucky nearly upset Tennessee, and South Carolina knocked off Clemson. And all of this before the big Quinn/Booty (rrrrrow!) extravaganza this evening. And a couple of other ranked teams, Georgia and BYU, trail in the second half. On with the Hugh Johnsoning...

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Heard on the radio broadcast of the Georgia vs. Georgia Tech game..."There are enough Johnsons on this field to start a new page in the phonebook" - Hadleigh

Hey, you know how Michigan needs a Notre Dame win here to get into the BCS Championship game (basically)? Well, I'm a Michigan fan. And f*ck Notre Dame. - dshban

What I love about this insipid Chik-Fil-A commercial is its super-realistic portrayal of the useless sideline reporter. Cows parachuting on the field, the camera's on her, finally something interesting to talk about, and Tits sends it back up to the booth. Who says marketers are out of touch. - TacoBellManager

If ABC needs some help with the commercials for a potential Oklahoma State bowl game, after seeing some crowd shots of their coeds, might I suggest: "Ugly lives here." - Preciousroy

At the Colorado-Nebraska game yesterday there was a sign in the CU section that said "Win or Lose, at least I Don't Live In Nebraska." - CmrnCrzy25

Here's the problem with Thanksgiving. You get roped into stuff by your mother. I'm being guilted into going to Minnesota-Michigan tonight. That's hockey, if you were wondering. Because that's the college event I wanted to watch tonight. Hockey. Yep. - Victoria Times

The only way I'd ever support Brady Quinn is if he was at the top of a 10-story building and the surrounding crowd started a "Jump!" chant. - dshban

UNC 45, Duke 44, decided by a blocked PAT. I'm sure some Wake Forest intramural team was like "Got next!" after that one. - TacoBellManager