Hugh Johnson Project, Update 4

Overheard in the newsroom (I work at a TV station) from someone watching the Dr. Pepper ACC Tournament: "Somewhere, Mr. Pibb is laughing his ass off." - RodeoQueen

Surely I'm not the only one longing for the sweet dulcet tones of Ms. Pam Ward? - efelde84

The crap hole of games today has led me to watching The History Channel re-create WWII dogfights. I'm hoping a stray bullet hits me right in the head. - Greenmightymoose, Colorado Springs

It's two weeks late, but during last week's Rutgers game Mike Patrick described Ray Rice as such. "Above the waist, he's small, a lot smaller than other star running backs. But below the waist he is enormous." - Jerome

Sure, the ACC championship game didn't look exciting on paper and no one really showed up, but hey, 5 field goals!!! - DennisScottsRage

That was a pretty fitting performance for the 2nd to last game of Calvin Johnson and Reggie Ball, wouldnt ya say? Ball 9-33 with 129 yards, Johnson 8 catches for 118 yards...hmmm, I'm SURE Calvin Johnson wants to come back next year. - NDEddieMac

Griese absolutely shredded Wake Forest earlier for running an end around on third and short. When they iced the game on an end around on third and short: not a word from Griese or anyone in the booth. - DennisScottsRage

By the way, since this sounds like it will be the last Hugh Johnson of the season, thanks for starting the only thing that could get me up before 9 AM Pacific on a Saturday with a hangover...damn, I just realized how sad that is. - Signal to Noise

Well, Hugh Johnson, it's been a wild ride. Now it's time for you to ride off into the sunset for a few months. Don't worry about returning. When you come back, we'll have figured out what to do with Pam Ward and Mike Gottfried - Victoria Times