Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise
Illustration for article titled Hugh Johnson Project, Update 4: Maybe We Should Watch Tennis

This is the last one for today... I'm going to let you enjoy the rest of this Penn State/Notre Dame "game" on your own. You have let a nation down, Joe Paterno.

Oh, and many many thanks to all of you who contributed today. It is much appreciated.

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On the OU broadcast, the commentators are complaining about Sooners missing tackles. The crochety color man goes 'FINE 'EM!' Which was followed by an uncomfortable silence, then someone saying 'Uh, this is college football, they don't get pizza money.' The response was quick, 'Well, then don't let 'em eat!' " - biggiekilledya

"I think Charlie Weis just ate Touchdown Jesus." - MitchDeadberg

"So I'm confused. Is Andre Ware worse at announcing or at NFL quarterbacking?" - drocksportsguy

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"I want to run across Lou Holtz in an airport just so I can beat him to death while screaming about letting Kenny Irons transfer in conference. Who does that?" - The State newspaper in Columbia, SC

"During garbage time today Michigan used a running back named Mister Simpson. If I want to mail him a letter, do I have to put Mr. Mister Simpson?" - ENK

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"How is it that the FCC allowed Chris Collinsworth's double blowjob of the Manning brothers to air?" - UIUC-Chief

"Okay, it's bad enough I'm going to be losing 50 bucks to my book—er, Short Term Investment Broker—but now I have to spend halftime watching the Manning orgy on NBC? With Bettis singing the Notre Dame fight song? Excuse me while I jump out the window." - ImaSaxist

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"After watching the unbiased Notre Dame coverage on NBC, I have learned the following item... Brady Quinn is just like Jesus, but better looking." - NYGiants11384

"I think Notre Dame is trying to send a message. Their first commercial for the school featured music from "Braveheart", and their second one talked about how united their students were by their Catholic faith. I'm fully expecting to see video from the Mel Gibson arrest for their third recruiting commercial." - JWaldman11

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"The Huskies must be applauded, for they are doing a more than admirable job as the northwest's official scout team for next week's battle in Autzen." - harperdc

"If you're an NC State fan which feels worse... losing to Akron, or coming from behind to beat Akron? Either way, you were still losing to Akron... Congrats boys, you just lost to a team whose mascot is a sound effect from Batman." - MTNeerClarke

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"Announcer in the BC-Clemson game just described a play as a "jailbait screen." I thought that was something out Marcus Vick's playbook. - inimyaudi

"Anthony Morelli looks like a photo negative of Kordell Stewart." - GameMisconduct37

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