Congratulations go out to Ian Poulter who "confirmed his reputation as one of golf's most indefatigable competitors on Sunday as he capped a succession of comeback wins at the Volvo World Match Play Championship in Spain with a yet another unlikely victory, over Luke Donald in the final."

They also go out to whoever filmed and posted this video of Poulter proving that people can succeed on the same day they look oh so doofusey. (H/T Shane B.)

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