Idiot On The Field Has Zero Moves, Gets Speared To Hell

An idiot invaded the field today at the College World Series, during a rain delay in the Arkansas-Texas game. This goofy, happy-to-be-here fellow perhaps didn’t appreciate the seriousness of his act, nor the potential severity of the stadium crew’s response, and for that he paid dearly:

No moves at all! No jukes, no spins, no hesitations, not even so much as a head fake. What the hell kind of effort is that? My dude ran down onto the field for no reason other than to get speared in the dick. Next time save yourself the price of admission and just drop a bowling ball on your crotch, Beavis.