If Tiger Woods Can't Sell Bedding, No One Can

From India of all places comes this mattress ad, promising that a little destroyed career isn't anything you'll lose sleep over. To paraphrase the old 1-800-Mattress commercials, leave off the last "S" for sluts.

Yes, I'm aware there's a guy with a microphone and a camera in Tiger's dream. Don't ask too many questions.

[ via copyranter]

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