If You Can Read This, We're Working.

Your eyes are not fooling you; for some strange reason this morning, the headlines on all of our stories are not showing up. We're writing them, we're posting them, they're just not making it to the site. We assure you, however, they are absolutely brilliant.

As the tech minds at Gawker Media World Headquarters figure out what the heck's going on, we'll keep posting. But you're not going crazy. The headlines really aren't there. Honestly, when we first saw the site this morning, we really thought we had somehow been slipped some psilocybin in our chocolate milk. But we're better now.

Anyway, hang in there. The site's funny without headlines too, promise!

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