If You Have Two Quarterbacks Then You Probably Don't Have Tom Brady: Your NFL Late Games Viewing Guide

It was a wild start to the day, so let's take it down a notch, relax and watch CBS. If you're not interested in Jets-Pats, I guess you could just go take a nap until the Sunday night game or baseball starts or something. Nothing else worthwhile going on.

Jacksonville at Oakland (CBS): Oooooooof. Two wins between these two teams who have been outscored by a combined 134 points. If the world suddenly goes quiet and the universe implodes, aliens will eventually determine this game to be ground zero.

New York Jets at New England (CBS):

[Burst of carbonation from an ice cold and refreshing light beer can being opened.] Disembodied voice of movie trailer guy: Team That Merely Looks Like A Good Team/Team That Actually Is a Good Team

Trey Wingo: Herm, Stink, we've got a Jets-Pats game here that seems to have lost a bit of juice. The Pats are heavy favorites at home and the Jets have been struggling mightily on both sides of the ball. Are the Pats that good? Are the Jets that bad? Let's hear from out experts. Mark Schlereth: Trey, when you've got a Tom Brady. And a Bill. Belichick. You can never be too. Good. Herm, I love this Patriots team. You've got Tohhhhhhhmmmmmm. Brady. Throw.ing. The foot. Ball like they've done for years. And now you bring in a running game? This is the kind of offense that gives defensive coor-dinators nightmares. It. Is. Dynamic. And it................Is.....................Deadly. Herm Edwards: Tough to argue with that, Stink [shifty-eyed look at camera] But I'mgonna try! To win in the National Football League you have to do what? RUN. The foot. Ball, Stink. Runthefootball. Yo-you see this Shonn Greene fella last week, Stink? Looked pretty good! [sits up bolt-straight, cranes neck and looks down at Schlereth, slaps rolled up piece of paper on desk] LookedprettygoodrunningthatfootballStink! An-an-and what about that Patriots defense? I don't see Tedy Bruschi out there! Where's Rodney Harrison?! NBC, Stink! There's no D in NBC. Trey Wingo: [shakes cobwebs out] That does it for us, guys. [Burst of carbonation from an ice cold and refreshing light beer can being opened.] Disembodied voice of movie trailer guy: Team That Merely Looks Like A Good Team/Team That Actually Is a Good Team

Go here to see if you're getting screwed this week. Via The 506. CBS:

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