If You Stole Jerome Simpson's Shoes And Tea Set, Please Return Them
Vikings wide receiver Jerome Simpson had a rough Sunday. While the rest of us were kicking back, having a few beers, and enjoying an exciting finish to the Masters, Simpson was getting a hard lesson in the cold and uncaring nature of our world. That's because some asshole stole two pairs of Air Jordans and a $600 Teavana tea set off of Simpson's porch.
Witness one man coming to the sad realization that his neighbors cannot be trusted to be decent people:
Poor guy. And if you're wondering why Simpson owns a $600 tea set, you need to stop being a hater. The man likes his tea:
Do the right thing, Jerome Simpson's neighbors. Restore this man's faith in humanity along with his ability to sip high quality tea.
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