"I'm Not Coaching After 2017!" Rick Pitino Prematurely Ejaculates

Rick Pitino announced today that he will stop coaching once his Louisville contract runs out after the 2016-17 season: "When you're 59, you're realistic that you don't have a whole lot of years left," Pitino said at a news conference before the No. 4 Cardinals play Georgetown on Wednesday. "My contract's going to run out in 2017. I'm not coaching any more after that." It's so nice to get advance warning. [ AP]