I'm So Annoyed That Justin Bieber Scored This Really Sweet Goal

Damn it all, this is a legit nice move from the little shit:

The untalented boxtroll totally got his man to bite, which doesn't mean he isn't a waste of carbon who ought to get run every time he went near the boards, if there's any justice in this world. And I'll admit it took balls I didn't think he owned to wait for the goalie to drop, before sniping a rapidly disappearing glove side. Hell of a sequence from human garbage.

I'm holding out hope that this, like Bieber's previous sporting exploits, are sad shams perpetrated by his hangers-on just so their homunculus provider will be a little less irritating for a while. Or maybe he's not even No. 20 in the video, the fucker.