I'm Sorry I Put Window Pane In Mel's Quail

You got a lot of nerve. You come in here, you lick my wife's armpit. You know... I'm going to have that image in my head for the rest of my life with your tongue in there. If you're seeing colors you don't want to see or hearing music coming from the table, then you're ready to become a Deadspin advertiser. Here are this week's unwilling face trippers: • Coors Light •Crackle.com •AOL Fanhouse •Eve Online •Puma •Starwood •Hotels •T-Mobile •Unscrew America