I'm Your Beer Bong Man, Stop Me As I'm Passing By

Last year on Opening Day, the Milwaukee Brewers faithful unveiled the beer pong orgy. This year they've made it a more intimate occasion, ensuring that each and every Brewers fan gets adequately blasted. Bringing the love back into binge drinking, now that's what it's all about.

I checked with the Gawker IT, and they confirmed my suspicions that our server space does not have the sufficient disk space to hold all the Matt Leinart jokes.

Brewers Home Opener [ Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel]

(It's probably best to note that this tip was sent to us by a .gov e-mail. Finally, our tax dollars at work, giving something back to the community.)