In Which LeBron James Dons A Rick James Wig While Singing "Super Freak"

At least that's what Heat owner Micky Arison would have you believe. Whatever LBJ is doing here, it's in the name of charity, as teammate Shane Battier's annual Battioke extravaganza was held tonight in South Beach. Also slated to perform were such legendary musical acts as former Knicks head coach Pat Riley, three-point specialist James Jones, old man Juwan Howard, and NFL running back Willis McGahee.

How I wish we had video of this historic performance. (In case you do, you know the drill.)

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