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Yesterday's fight video was so operatic in scale and intensity of emotion that we figured we'd give it the soundtrack it deserves.

I refer of course to Mozart's Marriage of Figaro. Frankly, you haven't lived until you've seen a woman throw a plastic restaurant high-chair at another woman for reasons that still remain extremely unclear, set to the swelling strings of a long-deceased Viennese party boy.

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