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In Which We Try To Class Up That Burger King Parking Lot Fight Video

Yesterday's fight video was so operatic in scale and intensity of emotion that we figured we'd give it the soundtrack it deserves.

I refer of course to Mozart's Marriage of Figaro. Frankly, you haven't lived until you've seen a woman throw a plastic restaurant high-chair at another woman for reasons that still remain extremely unclear, set to the swelling strings of a long-deceased Viennese party boy.

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