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Surely you've been waiting with bated breath to find out what Marco Materazzi said to Zinedine Zidane that would provoke the shiny-pated Zidane to headbutt the shit out of him during the World Cup last year. (Who hasn't?) In his soon-to-be-released autobiography, Materazzi reveals the now-infamous line.

"I prefer the whore that is your sister," Materazzi wrote in his yet-to-be-released autobiography, according to Italian news reports Saturday.

We opened the day with whores, and now we're closing the day with 'em. Damn, we're good.

Thanks to Jakob of The Fan's Attic for the tip. -Clare

Report: Materazzi discloses his World Cup insult [AP via Yahoo]