Is Brian Wilson Into Fetish Porn Or Something? A Video Investigation

In TV interview after TV interview, Giants closer Brian Wilson makes ominous reference to a masked friend called "The Machine." Who or what is The Machine? We investigate in the video below.

This raises so many more questions than it answers: Is Brian Wilson's post-save hand signal intended for The Machine? Is his black-dyed beard a tribute to his black-masked compatriot? The world needs to know. Send us any information you have about The Machine.