Isiah Finally Turns To The WNBA

You know it had to happen eventually. Isiah Thomas, whose plan seems to be to single-handedly rampage everything he comes across, Godzilla-like, is now looking for coach candidates from the WNBA. According to the Newark Star-Ledger (that's the paper with Jimmy Hoffa buried underneath), Bill Laimbeer, "title-winning coach of the WNBA's Detroit Shock," has talked to Thomas about potentially taking over the Knicks. We suppose this makes sense. No one on the roster is particularly tall, everyone's always complaining and we think Michael Sweetney has breasts. It's a genius fit, we think. If only they played as few games as the WNBA ...

Knicks: Laimbeer Has Talked To Isiah [NJ.com]