It Sure Looks As If One Mexican Soccer Player Had Some Bowel Issues Tonight

Tonight's big winner in the US/Mexico friendly in Philadelphia? Well, nobody. The match ended in a draw. Tonight's big loser? No. 9 on the Mexican side, who is probably wishing that they'd gone with the white shirt/green shorts kit.

(H/T to many tipsters who offered photographs and comments including "Dirty Sanchez?" and "we might not have won, but at least we didn't shit ourselves.")