It's Never Good When The MLS Has The Best Week

explains Beckham to us much better than we did to the world. • Careful of what cars you steal. • One more time: Gay Yankees. • We live blogged a guy talking into a microphone. • Stop the ESPN Motion. • Matt Leinart says he's a great dad, and even remembers his kid's name. • Our NFL Season Previews began. • Who has Donaghy fever? • Please, Deion, tell us more. Don't stop. • Seriously, screw off, racists. • When backboards rebel. • Jeff Pearlman minces few words.

OK, that'll finish 'er off for us. Your weekend prospector is JE Skeets, a handsome rapscallion. We'll be back at you Monday, after the Cardinals have swept the Brewers and got right back in this thing. Yep. Totally. See you then.