It's Purple Jesus Vs. The Neckbeard
Yes, yes, tonight's "Monday Night Football" game is somewhat key to deciding that last playoff slot in the NFC, and it's nice to have an MNF game mean something. But who cares about Purple Jesus and the Vikings. It's Kyle Orton's night to shine!
Deadspin Hall of Fame Kyle Orton has the hopes of a needful nation in his hands; we have this wild dream of Orton throwing for 300 yards in each of the next three games and causing a full-blown QB controversy in Chicago this offseason. Donovan McNabb? Please! It's Neckbeard time.
Above is a rooting section all set to go in the Metrodome tonight, and we can only hope the MNF cameras catch them. It's all Orton, all the time. Let's get out there and show the support the man needs.
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