Jason Giambi Has Become A '70s Porn King

Jason Giambi has dyed his mustache. That made this happen. Heavens to Betsy.

We can put it no better than The Sports Hernia:

He's not really looking so much like a state trooper these days, it's more like a guy who would shoot a state trooper dead on the spot for interrupting his car orgy.

Don't you ever change, Jason.